The Dancing Beaver


Casa Theme Ask Me Shit!

hoeskimos:

are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me

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f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

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chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

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Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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matthewsagan:

This is the DNA of a self-identified homosexual person viewed under 10000x microscopic magnification. If you look closely you can see the DNA has unique characteristics, which supports the theory that there is a biological basis for homosexuality.

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toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

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not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

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