I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
This is the DNA of a self-identified homosexual person viewed under 10000x microscopic magnification. If you look closely you can see the DNA has unique characteristics, which supports the theory that there is a biological basis for homosexuality.